Pre-order my book: LillySinghBook.comnWATCH MY LAST VIDEO: bit.ly/24vBqFDnWATCH MY LAST VLOG: bit.ly/1U5A0PonBECOME A UNICORN: bit.ly/1HiqYG0nHuge thank you to Durrani Bros for helping out with the music, as per usual, killing the game! nnHi! My name is Lilly and I make funny videos every Monday and Thursday.
I rant, create sketches and sometimes even dress up as my parents! Most importantly, I smile a lot and want to make you feel happy.
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And to be honest, I could have made it an hour long lolz.
Enjoy xonn---LYRICS---nnwuddup everyone, its ur girl superwomannnin the kitchen, a plate of roasted lilies what I'm cookingnnim a loud brown girl who’s pretty ratchet lookingnnand if it wasn’t for diversity, i wouldn’t get no bookingsnnnnI play all of my characters because i have no friendsnnn im never looking sexy so my videos never trendnnn when I wipe my beard off, theres always still a stripnnthat aint no make up, i need to wax my upper lipnnnnI shave in the morning, by lunch it grows backnnjump cuts in my edits, make up for what i lacknni say that im a rapper but i only have two tracksnnmy hair is so long it gets stuck in my butt cracknnnnI’m always saying eff because I'm so scared of cursingnnhow girls do this n that, then I make a boy versionnnall these dating topics are a big diversionnnso you don’t notice I'm a big old virgin nnnnYou can find my face on billboards and taxi cabsnnbut I only get views cause YouTube runs my adsnnI hate Air Canada so i complain like a childnnbut I still fly with them because Im getting air miles nnnnMy toes are never done, so I can never wear sandalsnnI wear boys jeans to hide my love handlesnnin fact, I'm kind of a dude, so understandnnwhen people say, yo are you that boy superman?!nnnni walk into auditions, get rejected every timennunless they need some promo, then it's my time to shinennthen i get a cameo where i only have one linennand im on screen for less time than when I'm in a vine nnnnI am so single because i always scare guysnnand my boobs are always sagging, cause i dont know my bra sizennim really really awkward if i ever try to be girlie nnforever alone, even this beat left early nnnThanks for watching and don't forget to keep smiling =D !